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MECE framework for consulting bowl posts: I. Sincere a. Questions b. Requests c. News d. Salary and level progression e. Interview and application f. Words of wisdom g. Inquiry regarding firms’ strength II. Fight me a. Statement ends with question mark b. Too lazy to Yahoo/Bing (i.e. what is a Yahoo?) c. Fake news d. D**k size comparison e. Gimme a referral f. Big brain statement g. I’m deloitted to celebrate my konsulting offer at Andersen with a roland burger& a cuppa McBoba tea. Wy not, man?

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Thanks a few comments - Youre using e twice, although for things that can get bundled into one category - lets do that. Similarly with a. Pls fix and circle back by EOD.

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Yeah, overlap between I.g and II.d is problematic. But: above average performance rating for initiative.✨💫

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Precisely 500 characters. Call me smart.

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Where is ‘please like my post so I can DM’? That deserves its own category

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Are you trying to fight rn?

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Life is difficult but we all have to look after each other! Cheers! Fix II. (c) please bye

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Vaccine dismissal/Vaccine worship belongs in section II

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II. * Faang referral

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