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I’m 23. Upgrades to first usually put me next to men in their 50s :/

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Around 5 years of travel
Sat next to hot chicks like 3 times
Stay away from me you lousy man consultants

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Hey hey now everyone likes their upgrades. One time i was traveling with a team of mine and one of our senior consultants got sat next to this old guy in first class who just hit on her RELENTLESSLY. I was having a good chuckle in the row behind. Like this old dude tried the "oh you should meet my son" schtick, but was eying her up and down like come to pappy

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Remember that you can ask a flight attendant to intervene and move the offender to another seat. Harassment cases are taken very seriously and if the offender refuses to co-operate police will be waiting at the gate.

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So, you gonna have an old man arrested for hitting on you?

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The seating algos seat women next to each other when booked ahead of time. If you want to meet women, book and choose your seat last minute. It’s a real thing, just take note of the seating arrangements on your flights over time. Side note i have met a fair share of women i actually dated on flights because i booked last minute to max out my expense to beat out Deloitte’s auto audit for alt travel (which someone i know got a written confirmation of by a little social engineering). Also for people at the D, if they still have the assignment loader in Excel, i hear one can hack the password on it and get the admin username and password to the projections database (which i hear has a funny name as an easter egg). I am not responsible for how this information is used though 😉.

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That’s sexist.

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McBee, i also owe you an Email, I have been swamped with Bus Dev at my startup and need to catch up on my memes

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Good to know. She can handle herself.

@director2 when i spoke with the fishbowl devs, i mentioned that peoole were dropping burners to contact eachother, to which they responded that they are interested in pursuing direct messaging

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