Men on dating apps really think most women on dating apps are desperate. Which is annoyingly hilarious

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Right! They do the bare minimum and talk to you any kind of way as if there aren't a hundred other guys I could be speaking to

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PM, dude has video games listed in his profile. I doubt he's in the top 10-15%, just saying.

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Everyone on dating apps is thirsty lets not pretend

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Or bored

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Nothing like a good blanket statement to start the day

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Keep winning, my friend

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Men are desperate.
If you think it is towards women, check the interactions on gay apps. Boys are thirsty 🥵🥵

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Yes. I’m not saying they’re wrong. Quite the opposite actually. I think people should state what they want!

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Yes, so true. And it’s worse when you’re in your 30s. They just think you were overly picky in your “prime” and will take anything now

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Try 40s. "I love older women" on repeat.

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Not most, but it’s pretty easy to tell when they are.

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Do tell..

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I’ve certainly had the opposite experience. Women have so many options it takes a minor miracle for them to actually respond after a match

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No one thinks this

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Love it when you say you are looking for something serious some automatically assume they are the ones who you want it with. We just started talking, I don’t even know if I like you🫠

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"Do you squirt"
"Do you like being spanked"
"How deep can you throat"
"Are you wet"


^this is not the way...there needs to be build up. We may actually like all of the wild stuff you're dreaming about, but the moment you ask for it with no build up, you just lost all chances lol

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LMAO yeah it's sad 🥲

If you want to know why men interact on dating apps the way they do, try talking to women on dating apps.

The goal is to meet women, and desirable men also have options. The most effective way to do that is to not waste time investing immense amounts of effort into women who will ghost you at the bottom of the hour.

Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

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Lol, sure. No true Scotsman…

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How so?

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What’s hilarious is the pick up lines they send…. “Is your Bluetooth enabled? I feel like we could pair.”

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Just normal conversation always works best IMO. Pick something from their bio/photos and start a natural conversation.

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