Merry Christmas to all! My sister’s gift to me this year. Does this mean I officially have a problem?

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You’re a consultant, its not a problem, its an opportunity.

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🌽 🍑🌽🍑🌽🍑🌽🍑

The only problem I see is that you make lousy drinks 😉

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No, it means you have a very nice sister!! :)

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Best methodology you’ll read all year

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This is a great book, and a good gift!

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That's hilarious!

That book is great - I have one too

If you don’t make every one of those cocktails by the end of 2019, I’ll be disappointed

Okay. I’ll post it on 12/31/19, just for you 😊

It’s not a problem if you’re not free-handing but instead are doing it as a hobbyist

I think it means you now have the answers.

😂😂😂 thank you all! I’ve tipsily read them all to my sister and she wants to be a consultant now.

Nope, that’s not what’s doing it. :)

I have that book and it’s fantastic. No problem unless you admit to having one.

You already know the answer to that question.

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