MFW I turn in all my stuff to Deloitte after getting laid off and the IT guy says "congratulations!" as I'm leaving

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They probably thought you got a new job offer...

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They let you touch your computer after getting laid off? Interesting

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They have sent people over to collect it in certain circumstances, but usually you are fired in person and you leave your laptop, badge, and Amex behind.

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Are any of the PwC people who were laid off getting severance packages?

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Avoiding the question about layoffs. Good job Miles.

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Got an offer in industry and also got fired by the firm within an hour yesterday 😂 finally living my life for once!

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