Mgr: Before sending the deck I’m just going to update page 9 so it doesn’t look like a Gorilla made it. Me: uhh I made that page... Mgr: oh shoot, I thought it was our leadership who hasn’t made a page in years.... Lol how’s y’all’s days going?

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I mean .. gorillas are v smart

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Sorry if I hurt your feelings. Btw, slides 3-7 and 11-25 are jacked up too. Pls fix

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Don’t admit that to them lol

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Lol my manager is really cool so he apologized, clarified what was wrong with the page, and then we just laughed it off

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He might have been passive aggressive

How’s your day going though?

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Time to find a new project

Harambe’s slides were the best slides.

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