Midnight and I am dreaming of quitting my job to be a barista.

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sure that's nice, it would even be great if it's your own coffee shop.

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that’s how i feel but with bartending, i miss the tip money and the therapeutic feeling of pouring liquids into cups

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I think about this at least once per week. I miss the days when life was more simple.

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Expectation: experimenting with different beans and blends, small talk with regulars, creating latte art

Reality: Karens screaming at you about almond milk, explaining for the 100th time today that a macchiato is just a shot of espresso and you’re not “ripping them off”

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Same🧐

It doesn't have to be only a dream. Turn it into a reality. Even if you have to take baby steps and it takes a few years. You can do it! You miss 100% of the shots you don't take!

Then you can work with this kid

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Do it! It will make ya more $$

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