Mindlessly humming that line from WAP (🎶There’s some hos in this house🎵) is a very effective way to get my baby to go back to sleep. It hasn’t been a year yet and I have failed as a father.

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People have sung worse to their kid’s and they turn out fine. His chance of remembering the time that you hummed a verse from that song are about 0%. You are fine. I’d focus your “good dad” attention on the fact that you care enough about him to even wonder if that’s ok or not. I think that shows you are doing a good job. Keep it up dude!

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Are you Ross?

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Would be funny if your baby’s first word will be WAP 🤣

Find the original song. Much better.

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