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teamwork makes the dream work

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Or they don’t like really stupid sayings that sound like something Michael Scott would say.

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“great learning opportunity”

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Aka life is about to become very painful

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Let me drive

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I love this one

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I keep hearing people are going to “pivot” in their career and the firm will “pivot” towards something new and our conversation needs to “pivot”. And all I can think about is Ross Geller moving a couch. PIVOT!

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Deep dive

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Once you’re done with the deep dive, the second part of our phased approach is to boil things up to 30k foot view and create an executive summary of KPIs demonstrating the integrated iterative nature of this project. If that’s not the current ask, let’s table the discussion and take it offline as I’d like to waste as much of your time as possible. Apologies for having to keep circling back on this. That being said, leverage what you can to one of our upskilled staff, and let’s set a stretch goal to deliver to the client by yesterday. If not yesterday, can you provide ETA? Please advise.

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High level

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Yesterday I heard 50,000 feet! 😂😂😂

leverage

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let's put that in the parking lot for now

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I hate this. Like why can’t we just deal with it now and move forward!?!

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“If you French fry when you’re suppose to pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time”

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Yes. Back in high school my brother was drilled by a random girl who French fried right between his legs while he had stopped on his snowboard to wait for me to get back up after a fall. They flew together as one and it was quite impressive to see. They are married now.

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Massage the numbers

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This makes me uncomfortable every time i hear it 😂

Let's take a step back

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And level set.

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Let’s table this

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I hope this email finds you well and Please let me know if you have any questions 😁

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I’m guilty of this one 😂

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The client’s “ask”....

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Circle back

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Lets unpack this

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GT actually looked into this

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Don’t spin your wheels

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Tee it up

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“Let’s connect...” or “reconnect”. Just had this said to me today 😂

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