Morning consulting crew, how do you quench your thirst in the morning?

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I mean I go with coffee but murder water seems dope too

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With that name, it should have alcohol in it. Cream and sugar with a little coffee is my go to.

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A shot of baijiu and some slow drinking whiskey

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Is that just bubble water with a skull on it. Seems unnecessary

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What's the alcohol content in that?

I had a Jalapeño Strawberry Reign

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