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Most annoying consulting buzzword? I’ll go with “connect” or “bandwidth”

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Reading these comments makes me realize my command over English has been replaced by a robotic recital of esoteric nonsense...

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Ideation....that one drives me nuts

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Align!! I’m like ughhhh align with these nuts 🙄🙄🙄 (even though I’m a girl) 😂😂

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Ugh Yes!! And Imma borrow that - also a girl.

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thought leadership

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So whatchu thinkin’ bout?

Digital

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Was expecting accenture

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Diversity

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@D-11 - re: 87.7 = sarcasm 😜

Sorry I was on mute

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Hahahaha this cracks me up

“Let’s take this offline”

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That’s not annoying if it makes people stop wasting time!

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Touchbase

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Firm Initiatives

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“Amen”... no one likes “amen”

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"Double click"

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I just recently heard this term. Its awful.

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Digital transformation

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Yup. That’s the one. What does it even mean anymore? Akin to Innovation

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Leverage

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Agile

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Double click. Just about as annoying as the common unpack

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Agreed

Open kimono 🤮

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I have heard it from firm leadership. Told the director the partner’s words were NOT okay. It was an educational experience for the director.

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Peanut butter spread the results

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I’ve heard it used in the sense of taking the same approach across different circumstances (usually unfittingly, like “we can’t just do a peanut butter approach with these inherently different business groups)

Disrupt, disruption, disrupting, disruptor

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Low hanging fruit, boil the ocean.

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Touchbase

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Caveat

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Connect and bandwidth are real words too, doesn't mean they (and caveat) aren't awfully too common in our industry.

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