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Most days, I think about leaving my job in IBD. But then the bonus hits my bank account and I think, yeah, I can do this for another year.

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Like that scene in squid games when the piggy bank gets filled and everybody is like hold on….

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What was your bonus and what’s your level?

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Top bucket at mid level

What are your hours like and when do you get Togo out with friends?

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My room mate is in IB and I’m his only friend lol

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Golden handcuffs baby

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Yup, that’s how they get ya.

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