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A1 rude 😂
Donald Trump - “45th president of the US”
(Not on LinkedIn though, but just as ridiculous)
47th soon
Blockchain evangelist
7 figure stock trader
Well I am a 3 figure stock trader.
Digital Diva
I think that's different than as a job title on LinkedIn, but it still doesn't sound good
“World-Renowned Technology Thought Leader” - associate professor at my university
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Specialist Master
SM you are equivalent to Specialist Leader 🤣
Corporate Innovator | Blockchain Enthusiast | Interested in Strategy Roles
@A22 “providing thought leadership in the GIG economy” 😂
“Professional Shape Shifter"
Dying
Thinker and doer. Congrats. You just described 99.9% of the population. The other .1% is on life support
Release management ninja
My official title, Digital Business Integration Senior Analyst. Like what is that I'm a developer dude lol
Is that what it is, it’s what it seems like, that’s BS. On your resume, can you put developer?
Director. I don’t even know what or who I’m directing.
God bless you😂
President. When they work at Accenture. Really???
How many people went back and changed their LinkedIn profile?
I used to work with someone who uses “Innovator, futurist, growth hacker, technologist, mobile guru, entrepreneur, martial artist , and yogi” in their LI... I wish I was kidding
Real job title: Business Development
Chief Happiness Officer
https://www.digitalhrtech.com/chief-happiness-officer/
A1 he said ridiculous not made up
Chief Instigator (I even got the guys business card....#epic)
PMP, scrum master, Lean six sigma black belt. This is enough for me to go back and love my consulting work. The hardest and darkest of times become a walk in a park.
Hummus expert. Though I didn’t see that on LinkedIn
Not gonna lie I feel instantly connected to that person