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A1 rude 😂

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Donald Trump - “45th president of the US”
(Not on LinkedIn though, but just as ridiculous)

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47th soon

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Blockchain evangelist

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7 figure stock trader

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Well I am a 3 figure stock trader.

Digital Diva

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I think that's different than as a job title on LinkedIn, but it still doesn't sound good

“World-Renowned Technology Thought Leader” - associate professor at my university

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Incoming Interviewee For Analyst

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Specialist Master

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SM you are equivalent to Specialist Leader 🤣

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Corporate Innovator | Blockchain Enthusiast | Interested in Strategy Roles

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@A22 “providing thought leadership in the GIG economy” 😂

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“Professional Shape Shifter"

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Dying

Thinker and doer. Congrats. You just described 99.9% of the population. The other .1% is on life support

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Release management ninja

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My official title, Digital Business Integration Senior Analyst. Like what is that I'm a developer dude lol

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Is that what it is, it’s what it seems like, that’s BS. On your resume, can you put developer?

Director. I don’t even know what or who I’m directing.

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God bless you😂

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President. When they work at Accenture. Really???

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How many people went back and changed their LinkedIn profile?

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I used to work with someone who uses “Innovator, futurist, growth hacker, technologist, mobile guru, entrepreneur, martial artist , and yogi” in their LI... I wish I was kidding

Real job title: Business Development

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A1 he said ridiculous not made up

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Chief Instigator (I even got the guys business card....#epic)

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PMP, scrum master, Lean six sigma black belt. This is enough for me to go back and love my consulting work. The hardest and darkest of times become a walk in a park.

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Hummus expert. Though I didn’t see that on LinkedIn

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Not gonna lie I feel instantly connected to that person

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