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Should have been a flag!🤬
My greatest asset is my temperament 😂
HH in Chicago?
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A1 rude 😂
Donald Trump - “45th president of the US”
(Not on LinkedIn though, but just as ridiculous)
47th soon
This
Yea, it’s in Canada
"Incoming analyst at ...”
Hahah wow this is the biggest reverse catfish. They have so much hope, but so little comprehension
Organizational effectiveness consultant
Penetration Tester
Yes, we even have a "Head of penetration testing" The grin on his LinkedIn pic says it all...
Influencer.
“Founder at [one person LLC they ‘own’]"
Rising Star
I think they're referring to people who create an LLC to fill employment gaps, but their LLC doesn't actually do anything. Like John Doe gets laid off and is suddenly founder at JD Consulting LLC with exactly zero clients and zero revenue. It's laughable.
Scrum master
"Chief Imagination Officer"
Incoming Interviewee Candidate
Strategic dot connector
Technology Evangelist
Chief storytelling officer
You think this is silly? I think it’s cool! Very common in higher ed and municipalities. A sort of combination of marketing and institutional historian using stories as a conduit.
Tanning Consultant, Sandwhich Artist
Fellow sandwich artist checking in. You had to earn that title...they didn't just give it to you day 1.
Thought leader
2006 Time Magazine Person of the Year.
This person was also a “Scrum Master"
Save you the Google: 2006 Time Person of the Year was “You”.
A27 had to interview someone and that was their number 1 accomplishment. I made them explain it, even though I knew. They did not get hired.
This one was mine at one point: Senior Manager, Global Biscuits Strategy
My type of strategy!
Chief Millennial Officer
“Catalyst” - this was a real title at my company