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Couldnโ€™t agree more!

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Happy Monday everyone

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I feel you Michael

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How are you spending your weekend?

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Great feedback, Chuck.

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saw this on Facebook and had to share...

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How your boss thinks of you when you get staffed on your first project.

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Heyโ€ฆ let me know when you see this

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Consultant: The solution has been pushed to UAT and awaiting approval for PROD.

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When the client complains to you about a decision they made after you specifically advised against it.

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Me: I donโ€™t think this project can support my promotion to SC.

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Me:

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Cant get client to attend meetings, respond to emails or provide required information for past 3 months...

Four day weekend rolls around, client schedules meeting on Friday to discuss . ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

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Someone post the consulting bingo thing please!

Beep beep boop boop...we're all going to be replaced by robots.

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Always work towards a better tomorrow

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You civilians donโ€™t know the first thing about skating.

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