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My attorney boyfriend forgot my birthday (which is today). How should I address this?

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He’s probably either barely breathing at work or has a surprise for you later. Remind him it’s your birthday and let him know how you feel about him forgetting. He’s probably going to be incredibly apologetic and try to buy his way out of it with attention, affection, and money. Source: been there done that.

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Is this what kids call “ratio” 😂

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Just remind him and he will buy you some gift from Amazon Prime on his phone quickly ;) , we men (many of us ) don't look at these ceremonies as something important for relationship.

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Subpoena him.

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Serve him a summons and withhold access to your briefs!!

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Sure she’s already done that.

i miss why his title is relevant here? lol

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Yep. See me other comment on the post at the bottom 😇 shooting my shot, except she may hate attorneys tho so you may have a chance

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He really forgot or is he just planning something for later? Also pls tell me your boyfriend ig, just for a quick thing

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Is he in this bowl? I can kick him out? Jk! Happy birthday!🎉

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Are you trying to buy my love by buying me flowers and food? 😝 You don’t need to send me anything, y’all in my good grace as long as you don’t post creepy posts.😂😂

File a law suit

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Wyd tonight?

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Issue a cease & desist when he asks to be intimate

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Wait till the end of the day. Give him the benefit of the doubt, if he spaces and forgot. Make HIM PAY! Ask my wife how she got a remodeled kitchen after I got a bonus.

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a bit more detail pls. how long have u been dating? did u hint at any point leading up to it (e.g. “oh that looks nice/fun - maybe for my birthday”)?

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The day isn’t over yet. Maybe a surprise later (just trying to stay positive 😊). Happy bday 🥳!!

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Day isn’t over

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Be kind. He’ll probably feel like an ass when he realizes he forgot. No need to rub salt in the wound. Probably an innocent mistake

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Happy birthday!! It's my birthday as well.

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Happy birthday 🎁🎂🎈🎉 I hope it was amazing!

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Update: yes. he forgot. still hasn’t realized.

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The day isn't over, are you sure? Also, don't be passive aggressive, if something is bothering you SAY SO

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Let him know it’s your birthday

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Make him watch “Sixteen Candles” with you… then wait for the realization… 😉

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Happy birthday 🎁🎉 Ask him to sue himself and pay you that sum!

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Are we 12 here?

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Sucks to be you then.

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So annoyed because upgrade to a bulkhead aisle seat in first class on my flight home but ALL I want is to sleep in my perfect exit row window seat I had so carefully selected... #consultingproblems

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