My best days are behind. My life sucks now… This person needs to get a grip.

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Gee… Orlando Mazda must be thrilled to have such an enthusiastic sales person on their staff.

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"I'm so disgruntled that the gravy train ride of being a recruiter in tech is over now - who wouldn't want to buy a Mazda from meeeeeeee???"

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The fed should start tracking these kinds of posts as an economic indicator 😂

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Does this person sell cars???

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Mazdas

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Every opportunity is an opportunity. An opportunity for a new Mazda.

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They lost me at Gyrating. Granted it was near the bottom but... They lost me.

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The big market gyrates. What a nice mental image

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Let me hire my friends and relatives who have zero talent, ride the gravy train and complain when I get a real freaking job. In my 15+ years in HR I have never used an outside recruiting company or hired anyone as an internal recruiter. Recruiting is one of the primary functions of HR! What was HR doing? Company size does not matter either. For each 100 EE count you have one HR rep and they should be able to recruit along with their hiring managers.

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Omg! I saw that one on my LinkedIn feed too! 😂

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We're you looking for a Mazda?

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I find it mostly sad :(

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I saw this too!! It’s 1/3 Sad, 1/3 cringe, 1/3 Genius. The stats that this guys post have gotten are insane!!

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