My birth control pill dropped on the floor

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I still ate it.

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Men are lucky. They can just wear Crocs and never have to worry about birth control

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Man here. I worry about birth control. A lot. I tend to only sleep with people that I would die if they got preg

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@CD1, is this what your burger looked like? 😅

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Drop your birth control on the floor? Isn’t it just a pill? I dropped a hamburger on the floor and still ate it

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10 second rule!

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Dear burger eater ... you obviously have no shame in your game. Lol I appreciate the greedy, but that’s still nasty ... just a little lol

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VP, media one, I think that’s the birth control pill actually

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I’ve totally done that, but now am on the IUD and will sing its praises to anyone who will listen. So much easier!

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This happens to me at least once a week. Now if you dropped it into a mud puddle or on the subway platform, now THAT’S a confession.

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I do this all the time. Germs > preggo

Propecia works when it falls on the floor too. No worries my friend.

Better than a baby.

Better than dropping a freshly opened Nuva Ring on the floor.... 😷😲

Are you trolling ?

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