My boss found a 7 year old PPT with some fancy bullet points and now he wants me to explain and convince client to implement them in current project which is 70% done!!

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Welcome to consulting 😂

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Oh cool. You must work in consulting.

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He is compensated for sales, not delivery.

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Yes it’s silly, but also most clients are... abysmally behind the times. How executives at clients continue to not see through this astounds me.

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*sees ‘digital transformation’, ‘synergy’, ‘storytelling’* -client🤯

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Rewrite them into technical gibberish they won’t understand, then say it’s completed.

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Hahahahhaha

Are the bullets still relevant and useful? "The more things change, the more they stay the same"

Bullets are in golden words like "improved Efficiency", "better ROI", "Faster Product Launch"

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Oh, what dis? Pls fix!

Amazing how good 7 yr old recommendations can be if they weren’t acted on

Write a status update 7 years in the future on how awesomely it has been implemented.

That’s hot off the presses

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