My CCO is so badass he won’t even say hi back to me in the hallway. He’s just, like, so badass.

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My CCO is so badass, he is a she

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I love it when he does creative reviews and doesn’t know anyone’s name or what project he’s looking at!!!!

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My CCO habitually hires random unqualified people at NYC bars to work at our agency. He makes me fire them a month later. It’s happened 6 times.

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My CCO is such a badass, his accent has an accent.

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My CCO is so badass he briefs himself then bitches and moans about it

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My CCO is such a badass, he reads Fishbowl so I’m not finishing this sentence. But I am hoping at least one person here will answer with... “my CCO is so bad ass, SHE...” (not he).

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My CCO is so badass he gave me a promotion before Christmas and then completely forgot about it and tried to withhold it from me until I sent HR the paperwork he'd signed.

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My COO is so badass he doesn’t even bother reading creatives concept statements or familiarizing himself with the work before he presents them in a pitch.

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My CCO is so badass he doesn’t exist

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My CCO is not badass. Neither is Havas's, although he sure seems to think he is.

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My CCO openly dips in client meetings. Like tobacco dip.

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Triggered ⚡️⚡️⚡️

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My CEO is Jordan Zimmerman

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My CCO is so badass his personal brand is more important than the actual brands that support his lifestyle.

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My CCO is so badass he gets into a fit of rage when you speak the truth and threatens to fire you.

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As a mid level I saw a partner Guy 1 say “Hey what’s up” to another partner Guy 2 in the hallway and get ignored. So the first guy was like “HEY - (name) - I said hey what’s UP to you man.” Guy 2 was like “I know.” Guy 2 looked at the floor was clearly trying a power move. After a few beats he was like sup. It was so annoying. You know what I saw? Two white men making their agency look really bad by acting childish. Mom and Dad fighting in front of the kids isn’t good. People are watching when you are in high places.

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More like CDO - Chief Dick Officer

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My old CCO requested my strategy (developed for an existing campaign) to be briefed for Super Bowl... calls in... 30 minutes late... after the team is briefed and casually dismissed the key part of my strategy like a badass...🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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My CCO is soooooo bad at their job.

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