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My client can't stop saying "cool beans" at the end of every call...

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Reply with "hot farts". You won't be wrong.

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I had a client that ended most meetings with, "Don't fuck up!"

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hot rice!

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cool beans indeed! is the appropriate reply

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"Hot farts" 😂😂😂 CW2 that was witty, good one!!

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weak sauce!

Cool beans is the best

That phrase will always make me think of this: https://youtu.be/vc7VBVpl1SY

I thought that was a Kiwi thing.

^ that's a good client.

Just reply "spicy tamales"

That's cool. He/she a senior citizen? Does the client also say "that's boss!"?

Up vote 'hot farts'!

Oh, God. Sounds like an SVP ACD who just left to work elsewhere. This person also said "amaze balls" all the time too. 🤣

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