My confession is that I want to marry into an Italian family so I can have the feast of seven fishes every year. I’ve made jokes about it with friends, but I’m actually serious 👀

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I get so excited everytime my best friend from college talks about it. And on Christmas they have a 200 mini meatball lasagna 🤤🤤 his mom is an incredible cook

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😦😭 Aw darn! That hurts even more 🥲

Your Italian stallion is here and the chef for it in my family

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Oh perfect, when are we getting married?

I married into an Italian family that’s FOB Italian and we do none of these things.

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It’s only the American Italians that do these tacky things..

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I can be Italian 🧐

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🙌🏽perfect 😂

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Just do it yourself

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The internet is a beautiful place

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Ex was Italian. Can confirm OP is onto something.

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Are we talking edible fishes here?

No it’s actually the 7 fish who had the most obscene and offensive comments in the confession bowl 😬

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