My consultant boyfriend got hit by a car. Thank goodness he’s ok. First thing out of his mouth, “Can I still fly out to Cleveland on Monday? Client first.”

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Doctor comes in to do some stitches on his nose “Don’t fuck up. This is a client facing face.”

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What a loser

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And I thought my #priorities were messed up.

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The plot twist here is the car that hit him was a rental driven by a competitor and your bf is actually Liam Neeson. Sorry, caffeine is kicking in

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I really hope this is true because it’s just too good

Sadly it’s completely true

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Real question to ask yourself is: what would he say if it was you in the hospital?

Which company ?

It sounds like he knows that if he doesn’t go, someone else will. The flip side is that he will hopefully be rewarded for his dedication. This is the world in which we work.

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