My coworkers say “irregardless” and pronounce the word height as “heighth”. What the actual crap people.

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My coworkers say “take a dump”

A combination of “take a pass” and “data dump”

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I never ever judge intelligence when it’s someone’s second language. But if you were born to English speaking parents holy moly get a grip.

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Because it’s when I really am being snarky about believing someone. Extra disbelief involved there. Supposedly implies no fault. Supposably is with fault assigned.

Mine pronounce the “L” in salmon and use the word “fuzzy” instead of “fussy”

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Noooooo ok ok I will tolerate the salmon 💞

The heigth thing. FR is irritating to no end.

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Sounds like you need a job somewhere else with smarter coworkers

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