My dog only cares about me when I’m eating food I’m not going to give him

How is the CFGI Business Transformation group?

Pursuant to our discussions, we are pleased to offer you employment opportunity, on probation basis, with
Capgemini Technology Services India Limited,

It is six months probation period but why is it mentioned like this in first line of offer letter as "probation basis". Does anyone else's offer letter also looks like this.

Bit of a niche game, but has anyone played SNOW? Only just got a machine capable of playing it, and it's surprisingly fun. I'm wondering what multiplayer is like

Are there any clients you would not take because they challenge your personal ethics & morals?

Worst part of consulting is we rarely get to participate in these natural days of unproductivity with the rest of the corporate world because clients still expect you to be on point no matter what’s happening around you. I just wanna sit at my computer anxiously refreshing NYT all day. This is also generally been the case for the entire pandemic.

Tell me one fun fact about yourself

The PA Secretary of State overseeing the counting of ballots: “The closer the race, the longer it takes to count the votes.” Why should that have any affect on how fast the votes are being processed, unless the process is somehow being manipulated?

For those who have applied for an ILR-
I’m changing jobs, new company sponsors my work. visa, 2ish years to go for an ILR.

What documents should I request from my old employer before leaving? Are there any documents needed from my employer for ILR application?

Anyone see that local sports game?

Thoughts on an Equinox membership?

Anybody joining TCS in December month ?

Hi Fishes
Anyone joining Maersk tmrw and attending Induction on 7th November?

I'm going to join tomorrow and Induction on 7th November

Noob question, appreciate your help. What are the main differences between the 2020 sub and previous subs (the classic, black, no date)? I can google but am hoping for the additional insight of this group.
Would you buy a 2020 sub?

So I accepted my offer from a new firm (where I am getting a 30k increase + benefits) and gave my two weeks yesterday but my boss was shocked. She wants to give me a counter offer tomorrow but ultimately told me she cannot give me the benefits the new firm is offering (health, dental, vision insurance, unl. PTO, 401k matching). Part of me already has my mind made up that I’m leaving but the other part has me thinking I might be making a mistake…. I am going to hear her out but IDK what to do!

How is kpmg for software developer?

Haven't heard back after online application to Bain Associate Consultant. It's been about 6 weeks without a clear rejection. Thoughts on if I am doomed?

Question to MBB interviewers. I have a couple of interviews coming up and want to understand the process better and manage my own expectations. Could you please share your personal experience: 1/ what % of interviewees are obviously not a good fit - when after the chat you just know that they are wrong for consulting 2/ % made major mistakes in case 3/ what % are kind ok w case and fit, but are not good enough 4/% that are good enough (with minor flaws) 5/ great and you know that they will fit

I recently met my close friend’s boyfriend and he made a good impression…until he tackled me. Now I don’t know how to raise it with my friend. My friend and I live in different parts of the country so I was looking forward to both of them visiting me since it seems like her happiest relationship. We were enjoying a picnic in the park by the lake and I don’t even know why but he started saying he wanted to rassle me (or however wrestling would be spelled in a fake accent) but (Cont…)

Uber, SMH, am I right?!?

I slept at 9pm, got up at 12:45am and worked until 4:45am 😮‍💨 🤣 💤

Oh boy do I miss the streets! These talking stages not worth the fun out there. Any other ladies just want to enjoy being single and dating in mid twenties or is it just me

All of a sudden everyone loves feet

Being a consultant equals being master deck builder. Change my mind!

I think the sooner we acknowledge and accept that all men are not equal in the eyes of the law, the better we'll be. I know the Attorneys here will disagree because they believe no one is above the law, but I don't believe that's reality.

I, a 40-something woman, have massive crushes on Dave Grohl and Taylor Hawkins.

Now, y’all know.

Today's wordle was the worst ever, almost didn't get it. Thought I wasn't going to get it. I got it, but I've seen better words before.

Most unpopular dating opinion: go

What was your lowest moment at work so far? And how did you get back up again afterwards?

My roommates boyfriend is literally always here. I’m honestly getting really annoyed. Like he was here 4-6 days last week.

Huge main character vibes after shopping at Trader Joe’s, driving with the windows down, and music boppin

Need some advice/ thoughts: a year ago the the person I thought it was the love of my life dumped me. She went radio silent and hasn’t spoken to me since. So recently I noticed that on our classes WhatsApp (we met during our EMBA) and I noticed she comments whenever I comment. About three weeks ago people stated posting summer get together pics and she didn’t comment on any of them. And then another classmate posted a Muslim holiday post…no comment. And she always comments on those. Continue:

I wash and reuse both aluminum foil and freezer bags. No shame in my game.

Confession: got “fat” during COVID and getting back to me now. Appreciate what it means now. 🤷‍♂️

Can someone tell me why there is radio clean version of WAP? I'm still sliding my nose like a credit card.

For the life of me, I do not understand why when I tell people that I’m Nigerian, they mention some irrelevant detail about a trip they took to Kenya or a friend they know from Angola. Ma’am/sir, if you told me you were from the USA and I mentioned that I have a friend in Canada, wouldn’t you think I was unwell?? 😂

How long after your last break up did it take you to sleep with someone else?