My favourite part of the work day is when everyone in my team goes out for breakfast/coffee and leaves me behind

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Unironically and unsarcastically, I actually do like when my team leaves me alone haha. I can get actual work done without babysitting

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Flip the script - invite them to go out tomorrow!

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Not to play devil’s advocate but do they know you’re interested in joining? It would be messed up if you’ve expressed interest in the past and they purposefully decided to exclude you but they could genuinely just not know.

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Yikes. That’s sad. Do they at least get your Starbucks order?

Nope
They just all leave and dont even talk to me

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That's fked all the way up. R they also engineers?

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