My friend is currently in labor and she has been texting me about the process. She was induced, and it's really slow going so she has a lot of time on her hands. It just reminds me how horrifying the birthing process is, and I swear my own privates are tensing up just thinking about it. Soooo glad it's not me 🙃

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Just removed my fallopian tubes this week to ensure I am never in this situation. The whole process was painless. Was in bed for a day and a half, napping and watching movies. Up and about since 👌🏻👏🏻

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Yes, I got laparoscopic bisalp. Recovery was easy. Just don’t lift. Stay in bed for 1.5 days. Basically, you are having a chill weekend. Chemical peel for my face was way more painful than this surgery. Technology Consultant 1, yes, woman are spraying themselves because a couple of people on Supreme Court thought that women no longer deserve to have autonomy in regards to their own bodies. Feel free to consult the “Handmaid’s Tale” for the sequel to that story.

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So far she is 30+ hours into the process with the main event still pending. They had to shove a balloon like contraction up there to force the cervix open. She can't eat anymore till it's over. And I learned they make undies with ice pack inserts for afterwards.

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😪🫣🤢 I just can’t imagine going through something so horrific like that. The whole pregnancy and birthing process sounds too inhuman in 2022. Why are babies don’t come in tubes like sci-fi movies 😅

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Good luck to her and hopefully her and the baby all end up healthy and happy. But yeah, listening to birthing stories definitely makes me tense up 🥴 sounds absolutely awful

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Nope nope nope, good for her but no thanks lol.

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yet another reason i’m happy to be me. a happy chick doing my thing. and childfree.

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Wowwwwww keep us posted.

YAAAAAY so glad to hear everyone is okay!!!!

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I feel that, pretty sure I got a pregnancy phobia or something because the thought of something Like that happening to mh body sounds terrifying and kind of disgusting lol

Saw my God kid born right before the pandemic, lol. It was the best reinforcement. Congratulations on avoiding the horrors of the delivery room.

I can thank COVID for that, but almost wouldn't have minded the reinforcement haha

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