Don't even care that I am going to be waking up at ungodly hours and that i'll be running a project for my least favorite client... because I'll be in Chicago baby!
No idea when I'm quitting but I can't wait to send my ready-made "farewell" email draft. Had this baby ready for the last 3 months.
When you are staff and your seniors review everything you do, change a tiny bit, and take as if they did it to present to others, feels like a surrogate mother.
If I sponsor a child for $1 a day, can I take 6 months off work? Serious replies only, please!
It's not Sunday, so I'm pretty sure the shouts to the Heavenly Father from next door means my colleague has a life... 😞 #hotellife #thinwalls #itsonlyMonday #cantremembermylasttime
Fuck you Berkeley Missouri police and you Mother fucking speed trap on I-70. Joke is on you I'm here every week so I'll make that court date...
That moment of dread when a mom with a baby sits in your row. Guess I'm not sleeping this morning. 😨
Hahaha! It is times like these I wish I could post pics. The very pregnant terminal bar waitress just boarded the plane to track someone down who skipped out on a bar tab! #PHL
Fresh analyst joins the project. Attempts to school the team on how to do Vegas right. Im just too tired to give a shit on Monday night dinner, so enjoy the spotlight kid.
Kinda sick of boomers & gen xers hating on millennials. I'm 30 and value life over work. I'm not some lazy kid who lives with his parents. STFU old people. Your debt addiction fucked our country.
Which work-paper is "your baby"
Feeling like Karate Kid in this hotel bathrobe 🙏🏽
THERE. IS. A. CHILD. SHRIEKING.
Wfh is especially appreciated when you're pregnant and experiencing morning sickness. Phew!
In our meeting today..."Maybe you guys could tone down the sarcasm a bit..." Response from Staff: "There's no kill switch for awesome." That kid has success written all over him.
STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS BABY
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Beyond 2 lines the text in each post card is cut off. I wonder how many lines in the comment section?
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How great would office emojis be in this app?
I was on the phone with a healthcare client and they said the “solution architect from BCG was working on pricing” for a database platform. What?! Is BCG trying to be an SI like a Cap or ACN?
First time on the bench since my onboarding. Perfect timing too. I'll have a drink or 10 for all you working the holidays
Frustrated I didn't get the 100k Amex plat offer before they pulled it. How often does that come around?
Best thing that has happened to me: left consulting for a a job in tech that pays better and people leave the office by 5:30. Could not believe my eyes at first.
Prepping for my ACN phone interview in the AM. What dafuq does "improvement of analyst effectiveness by optimizing signature quality in collaboration with other analysts and developer" mean? 🤔😂
I have already accepted a new position starting next month. I’m planning on putting in my 2 weeks notice next week but my manager has been piling new work on me with the new fiscal year starting. Would it hurt to go against plan and inform him earlier that I am planning on leaving? Or would that cause backlash?
Looking at a few opportunities at Guidehouse. Is their comp band for Directors similar to PwC’s?
Top consulting firms hiring right now?
8 YOE, technical undegrad, EMBA worth it for longer term market value? Also, seeing EMBA program graduates listing it as MBA on their LinkedIn. Thoughts?
Working on my proposal to Delta including IT / Human Capital evaluation and process improvement identification.
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