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Rising Star
You don’t. You own it. You made the kid, you made the fart. Be proud.
Enthusiast
“brb I think my kid just s$!t himself”
Enthusiast
If someone said this I would think they pooped their pants and need to go clean up LOL
Chief
Your mistake was not laying ground game months in advance of this. You need to anticipate these things and build up scenarios so they are believable when they happen. I have 4 kids literally just for this purpose.
Rising Star
Gary, it’s Señor
Given how loud this was, I’m surprised your kid didn’t prolapse
Pro
You don’t explain you just take the L
Farting happens. If they ask tell them whatever you want to tell them (they’ll still think it was you). I think farts are hilarious. Whenever I eat certain foods my farts never sound loud but will quickly stink up the room. More than once I’ve had to leave an empty room because the smell after I farted was so pungent I couldn’t take it.
Guilty! 😂
That’s honestly hilarious
Lol which post came first
It’s not like the ones who pause don’t fart. Forget it!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And to think that 10 minutes ago I didn’t know this…
Enthusiast
Just say your kid was watching king assripper clips.