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My kid won't stop grabbing at my tits and singing "boobie boobie boobie boobie boobie." I think my husband is to blame.

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My son did the same, but it is his mother's fault. She enjoys pointing out shapely women to him to see what he says. To be fair she points out women with nice butts too. Made it though Kindergarten without getting in trouble, but it is only a matter of time.

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OP ... Enjoy the moments like those. One thing about boys. They become men and he will leave some day. 100% certainty. Live for these memorable moments.

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Perfectly natural. He'll do that the rest of his life... Just not with you.

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I'm just waiting for the day I get a call from his school for harassing a teacher with big tits.

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Hahaha yeah he grabs my booty too. We were in the supermarket and he put his head against my butt and started screaming "mommy, I'm in your butt." They are tits. How is that gross? Should I be proper and call them breasts?

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🍼😂

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^ P3, can I borrow ur kid?

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*sigh* 28 yr old and I say that in my head every time I see a great pair. God I love boobs. If I had them I'd be busy all day.

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Uh. What.

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Does he grab ur butt too? Lemme know if you need any help to teach him do that

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What woman calls them "tits" ... Gross

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OP - u rock... Lemme know if you ever wanna experiment outside ur hubby n kiddo

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Thats my kind of woman!

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OP are u there? Is there milk still in

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OP, your kid sounds hilarious!! Love the humor in your household 🙂🙃🙂

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You mean big? Or really big like yours?

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OP you are horny

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OP is always horny

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He's looking for that squat booty. Nice

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Ew D2, no more milk in those things.

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U never know. I might be this creepy neihbor of urs secretly admiring ur assets

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