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My life in haiku: In office today; re-cutting volume and growth; due diligence sucks.

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Your life does suck
Mine is way better than yours
Cheerio, sucker!


What the fuck are you talking about
My haikus are perfect
You just don't understand me


Missing syllable
On the first line of haiku
Please count carefully


Too many this time
Maybe this isn't for you
Good thing you're pretty


I never troll
Never ever never ever forever never
Not once in my life have I ever trolled


Touché, you nutsack
Here is a fresh one for you
But it's probably my last

Again, too many
Really? This is your third try
Maybe you trolling

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