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My life in haiku: In office today; re-cutting volume and growth; due diligence sucks.

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Your life does suck
Mine is way better than yours
Cheerio, sucker!

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What the fuck are you talking about
My haikus are perfect
You just don't understand me

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Missing syllable
On the first line of haiku
Please count carefully

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Too many this time
Maybe this isn't for you
Good thing you're pretty

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I never troll
Never ever never ever forever never
Not once in my life have I ever trolled
Never

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Touché, you nutsack
Here is a fresh one for you
But it's probably my last

Again, too many
Really? This is your third try
Maybe you trolling

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