My life is being held together by rubber bands

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Thats a pretty high work:fun ratio... I think it's time to hit the drawing board and reprioritize your true goals within the firm

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What if the blocks were not mutually exclusive? Like what if you also have fun and sometimes sleep at work?

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My decks are so sex

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Wow so if you fall asleep at work and catch a sexy dream, you got like 4 things right there

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Yep, now all we need to do is help convince your inner self to restructurize around the idea of clean decks and excels being sexy

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Ah yes, sleeping at work, the japanese way. In fact, I bet we could combine the work and fun groups if you start having better dreams.

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I’m literally drowning in work. So tired. Not enough hours in the day. Leadership is great and I know they’re looking diligently for new hires but I’m not sure how long I can do this.

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I’m currently a compliance specialist, I work primarily with Secretary of State in all 50 states and I manage filing and formations of new companies, filing and tracking annual reports, filing amendments, withdrawals, and dissolutions. Are there any companies hiring for this type of work?

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Does anyone here work for the custom or express underwriting department at Liberty Mutual? Wondering how you like it and the differences between the two as far as work life balance goes. Appreciate any insight.

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CL Account Managers - I'm curious, what is the size of your book of business (in revenue) and what is your top industry? I'm looking for benchmarking, and all of the research I have done is based off numbers from 2020 or later. Thank you!!

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Aya phir appraisal?
on a scale of 1 to 10 how dissatisfied are you?

For those who are currently working, how do you gather energy and motivation to case after work ? I am so drained after work, I am unable to focus. Any tips to get past this?

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This is probably a dumb question but bear with me, when doing a conflicts check is it for all the matters you’ve worked on at your current firm or all the matters in your entire career?

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In organizing your Outlook, do you also save your sent mail to the matter folder? I hate that I’ll have the other person’s email saved in a matter folder but then I have to go to my sent mailbox to look at how I responded

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Give suggestions on companies to apply in Bangalore.
Want a transition from Data Engineer to ml engineer/data scientist.
Yoe - 1
Engineering- tier 1 nit
Skills:
AWS Associate solution architect.
Azure agile working environment.
Python, sql,Hadoop, spark big data, ci/cd pipeline, aws cloud computing
Regression, pca, knn, ensembles , decision tree etc
Currently working in pharma industry.
Please provide refrell if you have any.

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With the new legislation that passed yesterday and the massive support from tech companies seemingly everywhere, does this mean that Christian views and beliefs are looked down upon? Are real Christians now to be discriminated against for believing in the sanctity of marriage between man, woman, and God? Just curious about what folks think. (Not hating on anyone-Love for all mankind is what I believe in).

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When selling practices, I was always under the impression the practice would be sold based on 2-3x trailing 12 rev.
Is it typical for practices you currently work for to do some sort of equity ownership ramp-up, whether you buy in with cash, or get equity as part of your overall comp package every year during review time?
Trying to weight my options here. I was under the impression the 2-3x or whatever times trailing would be set, and payments would be spread over like a 5yr period for i.e.

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Seeing a lot of negative Trinity posts lately, is Trinity the new Clearview now?

How difficult is it to get a job in a language you don't have experience in? I have 7 years of experience in PHP and the job market doesn't seem to have a lot of openings. Lots of Python and Java though. I've applied to a number of these roles and haven't even gotten a phone screen.

Is it me? Or the market?

How can I prepare and present myself for a job in a new tech stack?

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I’m currently an analyst/specialist in advertising and looking to pivot into tech/more technical roles. I have a MS in data science but never really used it in my job except for writing some python and simple SQL queries. I have two upcoming interviews with TikTok for the user insights analyst position. Any idea what I should expect, for both behavioral and technical rounds, in case I make it there?

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So I boomeranged back to PwC after 2 years away and 2 layoffs. I took a role that I knew would be a soft landing and allow me to rebuild confidence even if it wasn’t my long term ambition. Successfully rebuilt confidence and was promoted to SM within a year. But now I’m not being challenged and have that ‘grass is greener’ feeling. I feel like a hard internal pivot is going to piss people off as much as if I left to a competitor. How do I play this ?

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How reasonable/realistic as you move up in your career for Data Science or Customer Success to work between 10am to 4pm making at least 80k?

I'm trying to career plan and am making a list of wants and must-haves that will enable me to work at my best while not simultaneously being soul-sucking.

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anyone wearing nosepin while going office ?

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Stress eating and still working in Flyday!😫😫

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Hits way too close to home

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The daily struggle

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So true. Cheers to silver linings!

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