‪My love language is Account Person Shooting The Shit With A Client On A Conference Call While We All Wait To Get Started‬

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It's part of the job unless you'd rather do it versus simply wait? 😁

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I know. I legitimately enjoy watching it. I can barely chit chat with my own family.

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Yes, we love it too.

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