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My manager every Monday: how was your weekend? *in my head: I got way too drunk, facetimed my ex, and ate Taco Bell at 3 am* Me: It was relaxing, thanks for asking Karen

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Lmao why do I find the addition of the name Karen so funny

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Those 3 things do in fact usually go together

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Yes - I'm not a proud man

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* in Karen's head: what a puss- when I was an associate I'd be drunk eating Taco Bell every weekend

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👆👌 I'm a Karen. We do know.

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Because Karens' are so god damn outrageous

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Yup, every weekend. "It was relaxing, how about yours?" Immediately I flash back to how not-relaxing it really was. One day I'll find a new adjective to use besides relaxing

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#Karenknows

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Was all three happening at the same time?

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This reminds me of my Miami Beach alt weekends. It was relaxing = yea I am super tired bc I stumbled home at 4:30 in the morning pizza in hand and then had a Grindr friend over.

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The better question is did you win?

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"Oh I took it easy" 👀💀 as I profusely sweat out the mosaic of extra curriculars consumed the prior 72 hours.

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D1: I'd say that wasn't my strongest showing, but let's go with yes

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Karen DEFINITELY knows.

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That's me after a breakup 😂🤔😭

Haha totally the scenario that goes through my head every Monday

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