My mother has told me not to undress in front of my cat because he shouldn’t see me naked. Anyone experience the same?

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Wtf did I just read 😂

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Isn’t your cat always naked?

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What does your mom think about the cal licking his b@!!s in front of you? So indecent!!! Train the cat to bathe himself out of sight!
My cat watches me in the shower. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Lol
It’s a cat Who cares

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LOL LOL pretty sure my cat has no idea what she is looking at in any case unless it’s a bird or food

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WTF? No, I pay the bills in my house. I will shower and change as I please. If the cat is embarrassed, it’s free to move or look away. But I’m not going to project human qualities of shame on a feline.

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I’m sure the cat won’t tell anyone

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