My package is 50 cr per annum .Can I have decent life in city like Bangalore ?☹️

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So glad this is posted in the 'Corporate humour' bowl 🥲

Hehe glad you noticed the bowl name , some stone age people didnt even see the bowl name and started abusing

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No, you have to sleep in footpath and wash in roadside drains. No hope for you with that pathetic package, you're doomed mate

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Jisne bhi post Kia hi usko reactions chahiye... Answers ya solution se koi mathlab nahi... Kaun kambakth aise sawal kartha hi.. Lawde

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Bhag BC 😄

50cr or 50l

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Associate 1 is acting like Rajpal Yadav from PHP

You fall under below poverty line unfortunately. You'll only be able to afford the finest food from 7 star - Michelin starred restaurants and live in a small mansion in middle of the city while owning a rolyce.

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Bhai itne me to mia khalifa har mahine personally aakar massage de jayegi. Uper se blow job complimentary.😂

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Nahi bro. You are under garibi rekha and you should apply for garib kalyan yojna 😭

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80cr k toh shoes aate hain :/, ek shoe without lace milega itne mein

No you might not be able to buy a pvt yacht for rains so you better move to tier2 cities

50 Credit per annum me chavanni bachega bnglr me

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Start Options Trading. It’ll help you to reach the level where you don’t have to worry about your lifestyle.

Bro option trading is not child play. If he don't know charts, he gonna loose all

No you cannot afford good life in bengalore with 50cr LPA, you should start side hustle like ola/uber driver to cover up the expense. You can also try zomato/swiggy delivery.

aw man. it is going to be difficult for you. if itbwas about 5000cr then it would have been nice. i give 50cr/mth to my maid only. how will you survive. god bless

I earn money less than you will get in interest if you go for FD

Faltoo question to seek attention.

If you google the same ,you might get results from quora.

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Bhag BC

Itne mein kya aayega??? Woh bhi Bangalore mein.

If you see quora ,it is loaded with these type of questions and notifications , so I was expecting some sarcastic comments 😂

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