My reaction four months into a project

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my Doge stupid. fought a skunk, got sprayed.

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Been asked to present my current client’s plan and PCA in second interview for a role. Am I being over cautious by not feeling comfortable with this?

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That anxious feeling when you’ve been putting off a non-urgent project, but now it’s become an embarrassingly long time (2+ months) because nobody has followed up in the interim to put some pressure on you… I need to finish it and face the music, but really not looking forward to it. Can anyone relate/any tips to minimize backlash?

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Hi fishes,
Please guide me 5.1 YOE in SAP PP and also has experience in HANA implementation project .
Holding an offer in
Accenture - 14.3 Lpa ( 11.8lpa fixed) with 1 lakh joining bonus
Pwc- 13.5 fixed with 1.5 lks joining bonus
Tech mahindra : 17 LPa fixed with 10% variable

Please suggest me which one I can join still 1week left for my last working day .
I haven't asked for an counter offer yet

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Before CR
Me: This moodboard is to decide a direction for the overall look & feel
Client: OK

After CR
Me: Any questions?
Client: Can’t you use more sophisticated font like Helvetica in there?
Me: 😕

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Hello,
May i know in how many days i will be able to get a project after joining? And the training provided will be from the project perspective or from overall perspective. TIA

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I have joined Nagarro almost a year now as a senior architect. However, I see lot of issues here. The company is great so far as employee friendliness is concerned. It may be rated as the top most company in that regard and that is why attrition is well within control. However, there are issues:

1. Project Allocation - allocated to projects without fitment with the role or skills. No internal job portal

2. Lots of seniors in bench for long time

3. No way to give company feedback

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What’s the most interesting supply chain strategy project you’ve worked on?

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Hi Fishes,

Do these 2 points in the JD allude to modelling requirements?

• Prepare transaction specific and marketing materials (teasers, information memorandum, pitch books, corporate profiles, and industry data and analyses)

• Perform in-depth company and industry research supporting specific client engagements and marketing opportunities

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Any technical engineers interested in co-founding a side project? I have an idea in mind (software product) and need a technical partner to work on it with. My background is on the commercial side of B2B SaaS (currently at a unicorn startup). I’d love to work on this part-time, but this might have the potential to grow full-time 👀 My location is in Toronto, Canada.

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Hi, any lead technical consultants at Perficient out here. What is the average good pay considered for this role. Just got interviewed for this position and would want to know a rough $$ figure before my negotiation with HR.

Also, can you please highlight job stability within Perficient. Do they have a bench policy in case a project gets over.

How's the immigration team to handle H1-B related cases.Perficient

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On a team alone w/ all client employees. I’ve given it time, but the situation isn’t improving and I’m excluded from many emails, meeting invites, and major decisions. I want to assume the best(cont)

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I’m Looking for a flexible 100% globally Remote opportunity in either of these:

Project Management
Scrum Master
Delivery Manager
Digital Manager

Any help would be greatly appreciated🙏
Please like to push the app to share.

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@EY GDS why are some folks hesitated to tell their project name to others in EY GDS? Are there any risks involved?

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Hi Everyone
I am looking for referrals as I am thinking of leaving my current company.
I have almost 8 yoe as a business analyst with project management and in-house product management experience. My current designation is Sr Lead Business Analyst.
I also completed my MSc in Business Analytics from Bits Pilani, WILP.
My CCTC is 13.35 lpa. Appraisal is in progress and the current company is providing an offer of 16 lpa + B1 visa (if the ambassy provides)
Please give your suggestions 🙏

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Any ibm project has on site opportunity for testing?

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Just start seeing a girl consistently, then get put on a travel project.... Welp 😒

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Got hired full time from freelance. Promoted to a mid level project manager. Offered in both LA and Boston. What is a good range to ask? Is 68-75 too much?

I'm currently working at Cognizant from the last 2 years and will be getting released from my current project soon. My tech stack is Tableau, SQL, Alteryx, Informatica with basic knowledge of Power BI. Can someone please help me about how to get a project with onsite opportunities and which accounts should I target? Thank you in advance.

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Project manager or developer?
Who makes more money?

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Need some suggestions-

Have offer from below companies -
EY GDS - 10L
PWC SDC-10L
Deloitte - 11L

I have 3+ YOE

Which company would be better? Considering wlb and learning wise

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Business Team: we’ve done 20 deals with these contracts!

Legal: so you’ve done 20 deals without legal on a contract we’ve never seen? ::takes notes::

Business Team: 👀

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For those who made it to Managers and Senior Managers, what made you stay in public accounting.

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Desi folks, apparently my firm found a qualified American to do my job making my PERM recruitment phase invalid. Anyone gone thru this nightmare?
Please share insights. Not getting a good feeling about this process at all..

Is CMAAS for PwC the equivalent to AAS or FAAS at KPMG/EY?

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Given what a resounding success Donald Trump has been, kind of makes you think about the untapped potential of other reality TV celebrities. Who else do you think would make a good President for these troubling times?

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Anyone have insight on an annual 5% equity bonus? Is this low, avg, high?

Is there anything about this as a part of total compensation that can be better/negotiated?

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In regards to a retention clause in a buyout, is there usually a maximum loss percentage?

Example - I am acquiring a firm...

Hi
Anyone joining capgemini on Monday

Hi All,
Looking for job change .(Application /production support)
YOE :7+
Some one please refer me

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Anyone working at Abbie willing to provide reference? Desperately need one

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I'm a retail employee, and I've noticed that a lot of my colleagues are really stressed out. They're often working long hours, and they don't feel like they can take time off when they need it. I'm worried about my own mental health. Is this what all retail is like?

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Why da F was qualifying on a Friday?!? Totally missed it! Hope the race is not on a Tuesday

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Looking to make friends near Lincoln Square! 30M. Into chill things to light activity, e.g., going to the movies, archery, escape rooms, etc.

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Hello Friends... I need 11 likes for DM. Please help...

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Is it normal for white people to cut the line if they see a POC ahead of them?

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How is Capgemini different from Capgemini invent which is better to work.
Also what is the year end cycle for Capgemini invent.

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Feeling so meh lately about what the meaning of life is. Am I just supposed to wake up, try to workout, work forever, try to eat healthy and try to budget/save in my personal life. feeling very....

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Anyone know of salary expectations of a RBC Enterprise Strategy Director salary? I saw non-Strategy Directors are at approx ~$150k base with $40k. I have 10+ YOE in consulting and product management.RBC

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I have the opportunity to interview for an IP associate position. I currently do personal injury work on the plaintiffs side. Any insight into IP lit work? What the hours are like, what a “typical” day looks like, etc.

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Some days it be like that.
How dare you?

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😂 this is too real

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I’m a stupid animal

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That is one bitter kiddo 😂

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Need to get better at disconnecting from being "always on"

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LinkedIn is the scariest place on earth

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I’d like to thank ‪@iopsychmemes ‬for this gem, posted on that bird app.

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When a partner gives feedback

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As is tradition

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Freak in the sheets...

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Walking into the client’s office on Monday like 🙆🏼‍♀️⚔️

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When it's Sunday evening and you're sitting at the airport lounge prepping for a Monday morning meeting in Europe

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Sometime in the future...

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“Imma let you finish but...”

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'Uh.....who you think you talkin to?'

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Me right now

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