My reality the last four days...anyone else??

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Just wrapped day 7 with a 20 month old and a dog; so far we’ve all had a bought of the cold (thank you, daycare that we’re still paying for), and my husband is currently deathly ill with a GI bug. This week has been a long year.

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Oh no, hopefully things will start to get better soon. Hang in there!

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Good luck

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Thank you. I have the decibel alert on my Apple Watch and it’s fired a few times already!

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You had 4 kids on purpose? You are a strong person!

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You could always take the McKinsey approach to solving this challenge..

Referring to this classic meme

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