My roommate just brought a girl home from a first date. Meanwhile I haven’t even kissed anyone in 7 months. Now I can’t sleep

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Lol this is so easy. Just get on the apps, go on drinks dates, and spit game. Come on y’all.

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I’m not very successful on the apps. Not sure why but my guess is bad pictures. I had maybe 1-2 successes

Enjoy the bang!! I have always vicariously enjoyed that sound!!

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Yea I know haha I was in NY right before moving here

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7 months? I wish it was 7 months....

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I think they’re playing some Disney movie now wtf lol

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Look at this stuff, isn’t it great ...

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Had my first threesome last Friday. Things are reopening, it’s getting crazy here in SoCal. Girls are on fire.

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A1 haha yeah for me the problem is elsewhere, alcohol makes it weak down there.

It’s 8:00 pm on the east coast and 5 on the west. Where the hell are y’all at that the date is ending at 8 and you’re trying to sleep? (Also, the 8:00 pm bedtime might be a related issue)

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Always, to my detriment

*smooth jazz music intensifies*

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🥵🥵

Join them

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If only lol

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Boobs?

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Contempt, OP. I rest my case.

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Git gud

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A year and counting

What are you doing in your room?🤔

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you think 7 months is a long time 😭

Dude I know what a long time is. I had sex for the first time at 24, no need to compare

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They did not extend you an invitation to join them? How rude.

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