My SO stepping into bed just after a shower is the biggest turn-off, no more effective mood killer than a body that smells like roses and lavender...

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Weirdest thing I read today.

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Agree. Give it a coupla hours. Something juicier gon come up.

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So your preference is end of day stink?

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Why does the smell turn you off

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Because it's fake and often very overpowering

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So cleanliness is a turnoff. This is a lawless place.

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You sound Dutty 🤣🤣

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Lmao what

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I’m almost afraid to ask what smell you find a turn on 🧐

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But ty for asking bc I was thinking the same thing. 😂

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Always Deloitte

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It honestly is.

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My SO loves when I come back to bed after showering in the morning

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I would like to smell a human, that's all, I'm not asking her to not shower after a workout or anything, I think she smells perfect the way she smells, without chemically enhanced rose scents or what have you.

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My husband and I are both not big on scents. I like him smelling like a fresh and clean human, and he likes the same. So I’m 100% with you OP.

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Cleanliness and strong artificial scents is NOT the same thing, despite what most of the responses here seem to suggest. I'm 100% with OP. Artificial scents don't work for me either, at all. I like the smell of clean human. I particularly like the scent of my partner as well as my son's, which you can't detect if it's covered in lavender, vanilla, etc etc. All those artificial smells, not for me. I'm glad my partner feels the same, we tend to buy soaps and detergent and everything cleaning with no or mild scent.

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Agree on the overly perfumed body washes and lotion. My ex loved when I just used coconut oil as moisturizer.

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OP may want to taste and smell her after a shower not perfumed lotions.

“wheres the flavor”

I have a foot fetish -so I get it. Smelly = hot

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