My SO who also happens to be in consulting threw this word dagger at me “Youuu are so much work that I need a charge code for you!!” 🤦‍♂️

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That’s love

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Or explain to you that while you’re platinum at SPG you haven’t made it to silver yet with her

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Just watch out as you approach the diamond status level. Can get very expensive there

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Easily the greatest consultant-speak! 🙌🏼

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You obviously don’t share bank accounts yet LOL. For my wife, her “charge code” after having to deal with me is our Amex 🤦🏻‍♂️

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But you’re getting paid back in points......😂

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She is over budget on you and may need to de-scope some of the deliverables or amend the SOW

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Sorry bae ✌️

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May be a BD code ...

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One or both of y’all needs to quickly update your stakeholder relationship management plan, complete with power map. And please share with the group!

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Can you make a short deck on the emotions that you're looking to go-live with in Q4? Thx

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I Love this! 😂

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At least they didn’t say Sabbatical!
(Quote credit to my wife).

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Ex-wife?

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Can you get points for the guilt trip? A status match at least??

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Give her the G&A code since the work is non-specific with no defined deliverable or roll off date 😉

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Awww too cute

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AWWWW

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