My stomach: "Oh, the conference room full of people is finally silent? I will now demonstrate the sound of a dying giraffe."

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They don't have vocal chords, so the death is pretty quiet actually.

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@PwC1 don't be that guy/girl. Nobody likes that guy/girl.

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Team room 4 ppl and a sm at 9 pm. Everyone's stomach except the sm's goes off on a melody. It was a damn orchestra

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Had a project where the senior manager loved to keep us late because she lives for work and has nothing better to do. One day after a red eye followed by a full day of work my stomach started growling constantly so loud that she let us out "early" at 830. One of the best days on that project.

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this is literally the story of my life.

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It's a thud just like their birthing. Their knees buckle and then their head follows.

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So graphic

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As a person with dietary/digestive issues you just lived my worst nightmare. Feel for you OP

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At least you guys are synced up

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Yup. Mine did that yesterday in the team room.

You're a monster.

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