My team is currently debating how to handle a Jira ticket whose task is to update another Jira ticket.

I hate my job.

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Kill me now. I have something similar lol

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Be glad for Jira. Otherwise you’d have to write a 5 page memo on why this task is important and what metrics it will change and predictions on success. I miss you so much Jira

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Jira is serious business

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This is honestly the most JIRA thing I’ve ever seen

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We had a process that created a Jira ticket when our team got assigned a ServiceNow ticket. Then the Jira ticket would close the ServiceNow ticket when the Jira ticket got closed… sometimes.
They started charging for that connector so now we have to use ServiceNow again too.

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Thank you for your loyalty

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Best decision I ever made was to leave IT/Engineering lol I HATE jira

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I’ve been there, I survived lol

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I'd have each ticket refer to the other. Endless loop. The mythical never ending ticket.

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My team is currently debating how to further develop Jira. I understand your frustration

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We spent thirty minutes today being told how the timing of our scrum ceremonies will change

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I filed my first jira ticket today

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Oh Jira, how great thou art,
A tool that's made to play its part,
With your help, projects take flight,
Organized and managed just right.

Your flexibility is second to none,
With features for everyone,
From agile boards to custom fields,
You make workflows seem so simple and real.

Issues are tracked and never lost,
With your help, projects don't run aground,
Teams can collaborate with ease,
And together, their goals they do seize.

Your reporting capabilities are grand,
Data insights at our command,
With just a few clicks, we can see,
The progress and success of our team.

Oh Jira, you make our work days bright,
With you by our side, everything is in sight,
From start to finish, you're the shining star,
That makes our projects a work of art.

So here's to you, our trusty friend,
With you, our work will always bend,
Towards success and never strife,
Oh Jira, you make our work a delight!

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TBT When I used to work at a bank ....

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That’s a spike. You should create a Jira ticket to track and take it offline.

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Lol

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Tell me you work in tech without saying you work in tech…

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What? You don’t have a PM guiding this???

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LOL - Reminds me of when my team was asked by management to write a process for when we needed to go out of process.

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Love jira

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Omg this would make me quit and become a bartender 🤣

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