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I ain't no weatherman buṭ you gonna see some inches tonight
Let's fuck?
"Are you here for the feeding?"
@P1 I've tried that before, apparently it's too direct :/
Eyy bby u wan sum fuk
I hope you don't have a kitty, cause I'm gonna beat the shit outta your pussy.
Literally works everytime
Not a chance that works
"We all need love, but all we want is danger"
Do you date white guys?
Honestly, this one has a 90% success rate. I promise. It has landed me 70 or so first dates. Met the GF on Bumble so I'm out of the game but holy hell did I have a good time..."Two truths and a lie, let's see how interesting we can make this! Go!"
How you doin?
Also you need to accept that for every ten to twenty messages you send you get one reply is not an indictment of you its simply the rules of the game
Shit good thinking @ey2
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I have a good one but it's too unique to hand out. However, be direct but not douche
^agreed. I had the best results in Bumble. I suggest ditching tinder all together. Bumble is super efficient bc only the girls actually interested will msg you, thus increasing the odds. It's all about the numbers. Now go build yourself an excel model lol
"Pirates or Ninjas?" Regardless of response, tell her "good answer!"
You want the pipe?
Mountains or beach. I get replies 9/10
Yea and once you break the ice you can get into the typical "how's your week going, what do you do" small talk stuff that people ignore if that's how you kick off the convo