My wingman quoting Kevin Samuels. Fml. 😂

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“Ma’am you’re average at best”

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“Where’d y’all meet?!?” 🥲

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Is he asking her does she want to have to work to pay significant bills after she gets married?

What’s he saying? Better yet how are the women reacting? I need some entertainment tonight

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@A1 lmaoo that was his mf go to phrase

he doesn’t want yall to succeed 🤣🤣

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Right?!? Neither him or I really care but sh!t... Really don’t feel like having to overcome someone else’s bs. Could have stayed in the house.

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Drop him and take me !

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Let’s go!!

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😂😂😂😂

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He fumbled

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