Naming conference rooms for the new office - what would you recommend (extra points for a consulting related joke/name)

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The fixing room “plz fix”

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The one with largest capacity should be called ‘Synergy’.

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airport abbreviations, hotel chain names, phrases that consultants use etc..

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Why is EWR so bad?

“Double click”

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"Alt Tab"

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“Level set”

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‘CTRL F’

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“Copy Paste”

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Name one conference room and the one next to it “offline”

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Circle up

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Concierge Lounge, Orange Theory (or generic “Gym” or “Pool” or “Spin Class”), Preferred, Gold, Platinum, Executive, President’s Circle, Diamond Elite, etc. Also Avis, Hertz, etc.

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Initech for the conference room; chotchkie’s for the break room

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And of course Lumbergh for the tiny room with no windows

I will get back to you, who is this again?, can you see my screen?, who just joined?, happy hour etc..

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“High level”

Rock climbing gym

Cnf Rm

Leverage (please)

Roman emperors, american presidents, US states, major world cities (assumes you are in the US)

Other consulting firms

MECE; Leverage; Double-click; innovate; transform;

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