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Is that a question or a statement? You inexplicably omitted punctuation and left me hanging at the edge of my damn bar stool.

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^it took you months to take a number 2? Bro, more fiber.

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I took a number 2 months after starting and it's been a year and it's still not my turn

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^You too need new job or you too haven't poo'd in 2 months? Seriously what is with you BigD people and your lack of punctuation and context.

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Take a number yo

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mate you weren't staffed on a local project in Harrisburg PA ಠ_ಠ

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Me too

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Acn 1, you're my favorite person ever.

Same here

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Howdy everyone! Has anyone here ever taken on a freelance project in the US? How did you manage taxes and other legal stuff? I’m London based and will keep being in London when taken on this US project. Just want to make sure I don’t do anything that might keep me from entering the U.S. in the future lol.

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Hey guys, can you please calculate in hand salary for me. I am getting 9Lpa fixed 10% variable, 2L joining bonus in first month and 1L extra bonus on completing one year that will get credited next year August. I have no investment as such in 80c

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In Singapore for 2 days next week. Recos in things to do, food/drink spots? What’s the 2-day “I think I’m beginning to get Singapore” itinerary?

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Client of mine looking to hire a Hyperion Systems Manager in Chicago. DM if intrested in an Exit of Consulting

Hi,
I have 5 yoe in Java with 5.65 lpa.
How much hike i can expect .
I got a call from a recruiter and I said my expected CTC is 14 lpa, she said according to the current market, they can provide max 30-40% hike
How much I can expect according to the current trend .

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I moved back in with my parents in August, and my mom and stepfather have demanded monthly rent. They are in no way poor at this moment in time, and in my opinion it’s f*cked up to demand your child pay rent. I bought a VR headset a couple weeks back and my mom increased the rent because “I can afford it.” Is this normal? I honestly feel used. Fwiw I’ve worked since I was 13, and hustled my entire life.

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I got offer letter from Accenture but I did not get unique id to authenticate it. Where can I get it.

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A standing desk in my home office has done wonders for my attention and therefore my productivity. Something about being on my feet keeps me focused. Anyone else share this sentiment? I’d look into this if people are interested.

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I will never understand the Canadian retail banking system. Why the F$&@ do I have to pay them to keep my money?
“Oh! We’ll take your money and make money off of it, so please pay us for doing that”

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Anyone from Cognizant has tried WFH outside india for few days in case company is not willing to approve leaves..

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Hi Fishes Need Ur help

Have recently joined LTI, and was presented with project having afternoon shift. Project was good but I’m not comfortable to work in shifts thus have rejected them politely.

Please help me how many project refusal we can have? Experience newjoinee

PS. already have got threats of rejecting the project will lead to consequences thus need ur help

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Monday special 😂

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Hi Fishes,

I’m currently working as an ETL Developer with almost 2 YOE for ~3.9LPA. I want to know if career movement is possible into consulting or otherwise.

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Ok but I know someone in here is doing this

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Hello Guys,
Do we get technical questions in First IPO interview for
Cognizant? What kind of questions will be there? My 1st technical round is done.Cognizant

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Hi Big 🐟,

Can somebody refer me into EXL services, As I have got shortlisted on Job ID 568888 but getting no response from their side. It will be more convenient to go through the interview process.
As well I'm looking for a change into O2C(Billing, Cash Application & Contract Management). I have 5 years of experience in the accounting & auditing field.

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Do you have a classroom coach?

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Would love a convo and/or guidance.

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How is everyone planning for potential layoffs?

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Everyone is praising Obama for how good of a person he is, how he makes them feel all warm & fuzzy inside...while I am over here wondering how he took our debt from $10 trillion to $20 trillion...

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Tips on pushing back on an over bearing and micro-managing senior manager?

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