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Need a punny WiFi name...we are all tech consultants at different firms. Any ideas?

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Just google funny WiFi names. Mine is It Burns When IP

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Make WiFi Great Again - currently have it and haven’t seen it anywhere else

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I had that

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“What is FAANG"

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Lmao

Let’s take this offline ;)

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Mine is “Pretty Fly For A WiFi” but depending on your age it may be over your head

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That's my house wifi! 😄

ToXfinity&beyond

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WuTangLAN
Rebellious Amish Family
Connecting...
Abraham Linksys
TellMyWifiLoveHer

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All of these appear in/around my new building 🤔

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Only tangentially related, but a friend had his hotspot name set to "Remote-Controlled Bomb" and turned it on at the airport like a moron. Needless to say it didn't go over well.

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What happened? How did it go over? IP trace? FBI visit?!

HideYoKidsHideYoWifi ; BillNyeTheWifi;

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BillWiTheScienceFi

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"please use your own"
So that when someone asks you what's your WiFi name - you can simple say please use your own.
It's fun to see the reaction that time 😅😜

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Mines Get your own god damned wifi

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Got bandwidth?

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For your 5g: ThisLanIsMyLAN
For your 2.4g: ThisLanIsYourLAN

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RouterIHardlyKnowHer

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Pls fix

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Silence of the LANS

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Test Network

Nobody ever steals my WiFi

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FBI van outside your house

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Yep - mine is fbi surveillance van #42. People get a kick out of it when the come over

Ssid: BigBeautifulFirewall
Pass: MexicoDidNotPay

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When I was in college I saw one named "YELL D*CK FOR PASSWORD" never heard anyone yelling in the building but it cracked me up every time

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"Weird Flex Network"

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Ran into one in an apartment building called “I heard what you did last night”. I might use it sometime.

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