When on your flight home you're stuck with a small child, her mom and a baby in your row. Please fucking kill me. #notenoughalcohol
Took a kid from my college out to coffee for recruiting and he ordered a small coffee cuz he didn't know what the cap was. Made him reorder
No idea when I'm quitting but I can't wait to send my ready-made "farewell" email draft. Had this baby ready for the last 3 months.
Child crying at the gate at 6:45am- bad morning to have forgotten to charge the noise cancelling headphones. #rookiemistake
Pandora on my drive back home after 13 hours in the office - "All I wanna do is drive home to you, baby I'm faded". Recently broken up. Also, going home to a douche roommate. Oh, the cruelty! 🙁
When you are staff and your seniors review everything you do, change a tiny bit, and take as if they did it to present to others, feels like a surrogate mother.
Told my mother the best travel purchase I've made was a fire stick... Her response was "are you really that single?" 😑
Kinda sick of boomers & gen xers hating on millennials. I'm 30 and value life over work. I'm not some lazy kid who lives with his parents. STFU old people. Your debt addiction fucked our country.
Which work-paper is "your baby"
Overheard on the flight: old white male says to an Asian lady: 'cute china doll you have there' in reference to her baby. Asian lady's response: we are not Chinese nor from China.
Anyone else want to punch the kid in the face that plays Peter Pan in the Geico commercial?
"Don't you want me baby" by The Human League is a fucked up song. Dude needs to step back. #Sunday80s #ShowerKaraoke
After months on fishbowl, what have I learned? Accenture and Deloitte are sexually deprived, KPMG is the red headed step child, we all LOVE to bitch about life and talk about SPG points. What else?
The energetically laughing child asking "por que" nonstop and giggling needs to come with a mute button this early in the am.
"So just like they say to look to the mother before choosing a wife, take a peek at your bosses to see what the future holds for you" LOL
If you're breathing heavily in a call, I don't care if you have asthma, are out walking, trying to catch your flight, are pregnant, etc., I'm just going to assume you are having sex.
i told the woman refusing to parent in the row behind me that if her little hellion kicked my seat once more i was going to tell him more about christmas than any 6 year old should know... solved
Accenture Song? https://www.forbes.com/sites/sethmatlins/2022/04/26/a-new-melody-accenture-interactive-becomes-accenture-song/ Name so great he doesn’t use it for his own agency
To those with experience collecting - is it ever too early to start forming relationships with ADs? Sometimes I think I should be reaching out to ADs and stopping by periodically to get on waitlists for high-demand pieces that I dream of owning (Royal Oak, Aquanaut, Daytona) now while I’m young so I can form relationships and start saving. Other times I think that’s just ridiculous of me to think. For context, I’m 22. Want to start seriously collecting (OP / datejust) within 2-3 years.
I have a huge crush on a Instagram influence! He has over 450K follower and I only have 450..I hate it when I like someone way out of my league! Now I am gonna sit and cry!!😭
Thinking of starting a mentorship program for POCs in tech. Anyone have any tips of other orgs that are doing something similar that I could partner with?
Pwc hr discussion
What hours of the day am I expected to be available in Forensics. I usually am available 8-6 and then if works need to get done them later. However I’m not sure what’s the expectations in EY Forensics.
Hey Fishes, Need 11 likes. Please help!
Is being a mom of 2 just supposed to make you feel like you’re failing at motherhood and at work?? I thought being a first time mom, I handled everything better… I need realistic answers not patronizing responses
I have a few students who completely shut down if they make one little mistake. How do I help them feel more comfortable making mistakes and see it as a good thing, a natural part of learning?
Hi friends, I am looking for some advice. This guy who used to bully me for being gay in college just started as a contractor at my company. He used to call me names in the dinning hall and throw ...
Is it permissible to gift alcohol to someone who is not Muslim and enjoys drinking wine? Just checking with fine Muslim minds on here, as I don’t want snakes and scorpions in my grave. Thanks. ☺️
Welcome to the bowl. This bowl is dedicated to discussing FAANG and alike tech exits. Topics may include: interview process, interview tips and tricks, mock-interview teaming, salary negotiations, team matching, etc.
Currently watching the BSCR courses before the 12/31 deadline. Can someone tell me if they show codes that I need to note down to get the certificate?
Some of the best questions to ask at an interview? What are questions that have impressed you as an interviewer?
If I am on autopay with my federal student loan services, do I need to take any action to take advantage of the interest rate suspension (or potential student loan payment suspension)? I’d rather n..
Is it hard to get into tech (google, Spotify, Netflix, FB,etc) with a B4 FSO background ?
In a recent job interview for a district role, I asked how does the district encourage work/life balance. No one on the panel had a sufficient answer with one admitting she takes work home. Bad sign?
Would you consider enrolling into a program that split your time between two M15 schools (1 year each) and awarded you with MBAs from both? (ae. Darden & UCLA dual program) Why or why not?
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